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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

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they have the entire series of chip and dale rescue rangers at target in various volume boxed sets and I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when

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